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NRG St. Paul - Tournament Report
What happens in St. Paul does not stay in St. Paul, so join us for a special tournament report in this week's exciting issue of Cranial Insertion!
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Small Set, Big Questions
March of the Machine: The Aftermath is out now, and although it's a very, very small set, it's causing a lot of questions. Join us as we look at a few of those questions in this week's exciting issue of Cranial Insertion!
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Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions
Modern season is upon us and we want you to be prepared, so this week's issue is the very model of a Modern rules Q&A article!
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Chilling Out
The weather is cooling off, but thanks to your burning rules questions, it's nice and toasty inside the Cranial Insertion offices. Grab a hot beverage and join us for this week's relaxing edition of Cranial Insertion!
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It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like... Wait, what, it's December?
Holiday cheer is spreading around the office, and Moko is chomping at the bit to do some redecorating for the season. Despite us trying to reign in Moko's holiday cheer, the fountains of bleeding skulls were a bit much for us, we still had enough cheer left in us to put out yet another article chock full of answers to those pesky rules questions burning in holiday lists! So read on in this week's festive edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Making Landfall
Zendikar Rising has hit the shelves! So with that we have cracked open our mailboxes and pulled out those questions that have floated over our way! Putting together that flood of questions that come with a new set is always a challenge, that we take on every time! So read on in this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Cranial Insertion's Memorial Day Sale
As we take some time to remember the fallen here in the US we also take some time to hit the shops and to build up our supplies to continue the fight! So read on as we answer all of those stubborn rules questions in this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Come Up to the Lab and See What's on the Slab
Welcome, welcome! Please do come right in, be sure to have filled out your Form A-35, Schedule C, as well as all the required NDA paperwork. Once inside we can discuss all of the work that Moko and the others have been so diligently working on recently! No, no, do not mind all that fine print on the paperwork it is nothing just some stuff our lawyers required is all! Do please, read on in this week's experimental edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Sacred Cats
The Amonkhet prerelease is almost upon us and with it bringing us all the cats we can handle! However, before that we have another dose of rules questions brought to us by you the readers for your edification!!! So join us as we produce all the answers you requested and some cat-based puns along the way, in this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!
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PAX Magica
A magical peace has decended upon the world of Magic. We are getting ready for spoilers from Battle for Zendikar as we do so once again we provide you with all the answers to your questions in order to quell your tumultuous wonder. So join us for this week spellbinding edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Bigger Than Ever
Fresh off the biggest weekend of Magic ever, we bring to you some of the hottest rules questions and answers! You asked them and we answered, so join us for this weeks Modern-tastic edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Call me, May bee?
It is may and it might just be an exciting time in Magic the Gathering with Dragons possibly out and in full force and Modern Masters on the horizon. Well lets just see what could be in our mail bag from our readers and answer some of those exciting rules questions! So join us for this weeks potentially excessively exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Bouncing off the Walls
or, They Are No Longer DeckedWith Christmas completed we are still cleaning up the mess Moko made under the tree, bad Moko. The gifts at the Cranial Insertion offices just keep on giving so we reciprocate in kind in answering your rules questions! So join us for this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Khan't Stop Me Now
Khans of Tarkir is here and so are the questions! You have been inundating our offices with your questions, and we are so very excited! This week we take a moment to stop morphing and raid our stack, as we try to outlast all of these rules questions to answer them with ferocious clarity! So lets delve into this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Summertime
and the rulings are easy!James is back and summer is right around the corner. Join us as we serve up a heap of rules questions and answers. Though we are not yet ready to hang at the Pleateau. Read on for this weeks edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Breaking the Mold
Creeping or oozing molds always find a way to keep growing. Just like our question and answer repitiore! Join us for some not so old questions in this weeks edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Happy Returns
or, Live from New EnglandHe is back!!! Okay, well technically he never left, but lets give it up for Eli as he takes us through this weeks rules questions. So read on with this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!
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The Museum of Modern Card Interactions
Hey, everyone it is that time again! Time for this weeks edition of Cranial Insertion. Join Carsten this week for some Modern musings!
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Realms... Charted?
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We Will Be Heroes
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Summer Games
Welcome back to the Olympic Games, and this time we take you to the Magic Triathlon, this event consists of... wait, that is not a real event. Okay back to you Carsten with this weeks Cranial Insertion!
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Undying Questions
or, Decreasing ConfusionLittle-known fact: Increasing Confusion's art was based off of our inbox. Moko is down there somewhere.
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Bad Moon on the Rise
or, One Eye is Taken for Jar of EyeballsWhat is that noise I hear!?! Oh, it is just some CCR playing while Eli answers some scary rules questions! Join us in this for this weeks edition of Cranial Insertion!
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It's the end of Worlds as we know it
(And I feel fine)Moving on to a new year of Magic, which has several start points to its years!
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Remember, Remember
or, The Seventh of November Is Not InterestingNothing going on here, just another bunch of miss-coordinated stunts and may-haps a bunch of pithy responses to some really good rules questions! Be sure to read the latest issue of Cranial Insertion to spice up your Monday!
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All Hallow's Eve... Eve
The spooktacular rules question fun continues as we ramp up toward Halloween here in the States with our Cranial Insertion pre-All Hallow's Eve edition!
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Question-Walk
or, All the Cool Kids Are Doing ItIf a creature has landwalk and haste, could we say it has landrun?
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Mirrodin Pure Evil
or, Rotten to the CoreYou see what we did there? With the title?
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Frequently Asked Questions
and some infrequently asked questions, tooNot including frequently asked questions that are just meant to antagonize judges. Stop acting like banding is confusing or something!
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Back to Reality
or, No more monkeying around!But if you have your back to reality, what are you facing?
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Mirrodin Bee Sieged
or, Bzz Bzzzz Bz Bzz BzzzNot the bees! No! Noaaaagha!
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